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Fantasy Football

This shit is so stressful!!! Why is it, that the week I decide to go with Big Ben, Kurt Warner has to throw 4 damn touchdown passes?? I mean seriously guys. Throw me a freakin bone here.READ MORE

Screw you Carson Palmer

5 Touchdown passes today? Are you fucking serious?READ MORE

Stat Tracker

I love... absolutely love Sundays. Stat Tracker and adderall, go hand-in-hand. Unless you're loosing, or the game is really close. Because I've almost collapsed in my apartment living room screaming at the top of my lungs because I only needed Peterson to get 3 more yards and the Vikings decided to kick a field goal instead.