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Scarlett Johansson Photos Leaked

Scarlett Johansson is an all time favorite of mine. She’s extremely talented, beautiful and I hear is a wonderful person. So, when I heard about her private photos being hacked and leaked to the public I only thought about one thing ---

I need to see those photos ---


What happened was a hacker got into her cell phone by hacking her account and posted Scarlett’s photos online.

The first photo shows Scarlett in a hotel room laying in her bed and posing topless for the camera. The second photo of Scarlett shows her with her back to the camera, and reveals her beautiful backside.

These photos are not raunchy or gross at all! I don’t know why websites and people say or think these photos are explicit and over the top. The photos wouldn’t get first billing in Playboy if it wasn’t for the fact that it was Scarlett Johansson. They are classy, sexy, not trashy at all, and actually have decent lighting and are framed well for being taken on a smart phone.

It’s pretty shitty that a group of people are hacking into female celebrities personal accounts and stealing their private photos.

Back in March,
TMZ reported that a group of hackers had busted in to rougly 50 A-List Actresses email accounts in an attempt to steal personal information and photos. The attacked list consists of Jessica Alba, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Christina Aguilera, and Demi Lovato who have all had their personal accounts hacked.


Scarlett has also confirmed that the photos leaked are real, and not stage or impersonated by a look-a-like. Props to you Scarlett for being such a bad ass and saying that it really is you. You’re gorgeous - women want to look like you, be you - and men want to date you. You got the world and me in your hands.

You are my
POF Prophecy.

On a scary note, for you pervos out their that think stealing people’s photos is all fun and games think again.

Scarlett Johansson’s lawyer,
Marty Singer, has sent seize and desist letters to a number of websites that have been displaying the leaked photos of Scarlett Johansson.

According to TMZ, Marty Singer stated the following, “The highly personal and private photographs at issue capture our client self-posing in her own home in a state of undress and/or topless. If you fail to comply, you will be acting at your own peril. Please govern yourselves accordingly.”

Fuck that noise -- I don’t want to have any part of pitbull Singer on my Adderall Junkie ass. Hence the reason I haven’t published her photos.

Furthermore, Scarlett has contacted the
FBI and there is an investigation taking place to find the guilty party.


FBI spokesperson Laura Eimiller says in a statement, “The FBI confirms we are investigating computer intrusions of high profile figures. Because of the on-going nature of the investigations we are not permitted to specify the names of victims or number of victims.”

What females haven’t taken naked photos of themselves?? Let me rephrase this --- What
beautiful sexy females haven’t taken naked photos of themselves?? Hell -- I’m a non sexy female and I’ve taken naked photos of myself, but at least was smart enough to take them off of my cell phone and publish them to FriendFinder afterwards...duh.... And if I looked like Scarlett?? I’d be standing in front of the mirror with a camera all day long.


If this group of hackers were to hack into the private cell phones of beautiful women around the world they could start their own porn business, and probably put out of business. Not a bad idea -- if I was a piece of shit I’d probably do that.

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