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Angry Birds Space

YES! If it’s not the best time wasting game ever, I really don’t know what the hell is --
Angry Birds is back!

Just in time for the end of finals, ROVIO has come out with its official trailer for
Angry Birds Space! (#angrybirdsspace)

This game is sure to make DMV lines go faster, study sessions seem like they are never ending, and waiting rooms no longer of a wait. But how much time has Angry Birds actually taken away from productivity?

According to ROVIO’s CEO, Mikael Hed, announced at the Slush startup conference in November 2011, that
Angry Birds has been downloaded over 500 million times, and that gamers have spent over 200,000 years (collectively) playing Angry Birds.

Holy Fuck.

200,000 years is the same amount of years that humans have existed on Earth.

Holy Fuck...again.

Angry Birds, is a fantastic game with unlimited licensing power and consuming power.

Props to ROVIO for their stupidly basic game. I wish I have had the programming skills to create such an easy game for kids to senior citizens to play.


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