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Stat Tracker

I love... absolutely love Sundays. Stat Tracker and adderall, go hand-in-hand. Unless you're loosing, or the game is really close. Because I've almost collapsed in my apartment living room screaming at the top of my lungs because I only needed Peterson to get 3 more yards and the Vikings decided to kick a field goal instead.

And Tom Brady throwing 6 touchdown passes? Holy shit, right?

And what's worse when your team scores the most points it ever has one week, and you could beat EVERYONE in your league, except the person your going head-to-head with... Terrible.

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